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Caro
Yannick

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Now make an effort!
I'm trying hard!

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Svenja
Sven

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Come on, there's more.
I press...

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Wait. I'm already pushing!

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Argh!

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You need
more tact.

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just alone.

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* "Love Me Harder"
by Ariana Grande and The Weeknd *

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* The music ends abruptly. *

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What are you actually using for?
all the stuff with you?

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We're just driving
to a wedding.

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I just want to
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Of...

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(amused) A down jacket, Yannik?

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Why not now?
a pair of thermal underpants,

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so that it doesn't shrink?
(sarcastically) Ha, ha.

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Hey, how many shirts are that?

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Books, Yannik?

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Sometimes you need
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Vodka?

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Gin?
And good mood.

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We can't do it with anyone
Show up two euro wine, Caro!

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Records! Yannick!

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We're gone for two days and everything,
What I need fits in there.

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Oh, we're going
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Then I'll get a pop-up tent
and beer funnels.

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Says the right person.

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Who wants to wear sweatpants?
go to the wedding?

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What?

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Do you think I'll go like that?
No, you jog.

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Caro, Caro... you disappoint me.

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Wow!
* Yannik laughs proudly. *

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Hey, that was really expensive... Okay.
Otherwise it will get greasy, you know?

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Why do you give yourself
such effort for a wedding,

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where you don't know anyone anyway?

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Nobody knows me there
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Ach,
these are just random people

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with whom I graduated high school.

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I don't want to know
who you've already kissed.

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True again.
Really now?

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Man, Yannik, that was a joke.

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there weren't that many.

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Except for the bride.

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Caro, I can't do that.
Why not?

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The jacket is crumpled.
I'm not wearing the jacket at all.

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I'm at your sack.

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Okay, um...okay.

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quickly and then we can.

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No, that was something
to do with the jacket.

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Real?
Mhm.

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So what's going on?
Nothing.

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Do you have
Exaggerated again during training?

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Nah.

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Yes, so it's all good.
Really?

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And.
Okay.

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* Key rattles in the door
and falls. *

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Yes?

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I'll go take a look.

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* Door is unlocked. *

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Namaste.

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I'm Kewani.

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Okay.
How are you?

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Annik.

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Are you French?
Because Yannik is standing here.

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Are you French?

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Oh, hey. But you're early.

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The key was under the mat.

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Yes, easy. I'm Yannick.

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Hi.

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And?
This is Carol.

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Ah, cool. Are you sleeping here too?

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No.
No, no.

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Yes, that is, um...

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That was Peter, right?
Nee.

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This is just my online pseudonym.
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What...was?
Ke-wa-ni.

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Yes. Oh right.

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Kewani sleeps here,
while we're away.

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Oh well, okay. Then yes.

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*snort*

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Sorry, Yannick. I overslept.
Yes, that is...

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Namaste.
I would prefer Namas coffee now.

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House-Tee, House-Kaffee.
Tea, coffee, drinks, eh? Doesn't matter.

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I'm coming,
to get Yannik's valuables.

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He has his place online
rented to some Peter.

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It's better to be safe than sorry.

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Or:
It's better to be safe than sorry.

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Um, Tuffi...

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When things are gone -
buy again, huh? Do you understand?

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Do you understand?

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Come on, Kewani. I'll show you where you
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I told you
I'm coming up to you.

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Nice here.

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Where does the name come from?

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Courage?
Mhm.

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I was always traveling a lot.
Also Peter.

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Peter?
My former self.

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Spiritual Cleansing Ritual auf Bali,

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it really hit me.

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Bam!

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No more Peter.

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Kewani, it's me.

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Ah.

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When is he coming
your overnight visit?

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Oh, Tuffi, that's him!

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That's a stage name or something.
Peter?

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That guy is sleeping here tonight.

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Oh, Serani is sleeping here today?

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Exactly.
Ah, so Peter isn't coming anymore.

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Okay, but the problem
Yes, stay with the valuables.

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Pretty?
He turns all women's heads.

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Have you ever been snorkeling?

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No.

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Ist total inspiring.

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This is a Don Juan de Yoga.
I see that.

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Where is your...
My old Gamey?

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And then the games.

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But don't panic, Yannik.

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Already?

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What is?

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Are you scared,
that Kewani will clear out your place?

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Nonsense!

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Well, maybe a little?

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In the neighboring house
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half the place was cleared.

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Why are you renting?
your apartment then?

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Because you get money for it, Caro.
Mhm.

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The weekend is now
but it became quite expensive.

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Hotel, suit and everything.

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Was?

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* Svenja and Yannik
chatting in the background. *

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That was Ketami, right?
- Nee.

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Ke-wa-ni. Der Weise,
who looks towards the sun.

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Ah, my name is Tuffi.

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And Tüffi means something like...

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- Tuffi.

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Very pretty.

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Come on, tell me now.
Also ...

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Man, here come teacher's children and
Children of lawyers and children of doctors.

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I just wanted...
... make your pants big?

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Just fitting in with you.

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I still have coal from the café.

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See.
You know, "nä"?

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You are the woman. I pay.

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Wow, really now?
And.

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Yes, hello? My friend would
happy to pay for the hotel room.

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With his penis.
And.

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They want their image of women back.

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Ha, ha, ha.
From now on I'll pay for everything.

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I want this...
Sh, sh, sh.

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You and your penis,
you are quiet now. Shh, shh.

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You stay overnight more often
with strangers?

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von der Shareconomy.

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Mine, yours -
is rather unimportant to me.

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Ah, me.

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Mine, yours

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So it's not that important to you.

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Totally. So no.

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Possession is just that
a social construct,

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- Exciting.

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And with how many people
have you stayed overnight yet?

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56.

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* Tuffi clears his throat. *

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Condoms expire?

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* Autohupe *

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Go for it!

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I'm in a no-parking zone, you dick!

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Come on, we have to now.
Svenni is stressed again.

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Okay, this is now
but not news either.

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Kewani stole from half of Europe.
But don't worry.

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I have all your valuables.
Thanks.

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You can still
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Let's do it right away
call a moving company?

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I'll quickly get my suitcase.
So I'm ready.

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Respect for the part.

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DIY?

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Yes, man. I have
even assembled it yourself.

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DIY lame.

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Yes. Can you help me for a moment?
Clear.

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Just on it,
so that I can get the loops...

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Easy.

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* Kewani summt. *

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Now then too.

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Okay.

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Yes, oh.

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Tuffy?
And?

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We'll have it right away.

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May I?
And.

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Do you have it?
And.

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Cool. Thank you guys.
Zero problem. I liked doing it.

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Okay, then feel it
like at home. But we have to go.

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my home is also your home.

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But only in a figurative sense.

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All right, well then.

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Argh! Ah ...

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Oh god, are you okay?
Mhm.

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On the bed, on the bed.
On the bed. Oh, Yannick.

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* Is pitiful. *

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don't take so much stuff with you.

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Yes.

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Should I take a look at your back?
Oh no, that's okay.

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* He groans in pain. *

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Mh-mh. Mh-mh.

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I believe,
What Yannik actually means is yes.

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I'll do that.

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Man, where are you guys?
We've wanted to leave for a long time.

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Just give me your luggage.

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Here.
Are you serious, Caro?

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Was?
There were no more plastic bags?

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Girls, departure.
Just a moment.

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when lifting suitcases

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broken the backbone.
When lifting suitcases?

223
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Yannik, you rag! You have it again
Cheated on the deadlift?

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Something has to happen
He sends to you an erector of thorns.

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00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:12,720
This may take some time now.
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Do you need a forklift?
for lifting suitcases?

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00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:18,040
Uh. I didn't know
that you are getting married today.

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What do you think?

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Well, only the bride wears white.
Oh, really? Is that so?

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You know every shit
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So first is the color
not white, but eggshell.

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Secondly, they get married there,
where Sven and I wanted to get married.

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These are copycats. She can do that
can also endure a white dress.

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Wasn't it eggshell?

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Uh, free massage or what?

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00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:48,720
No, Yannik has himself
pinched a nerve or something.

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00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,720
And what exactly?
'ne Chakrenmassage

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from a teacher
with a complicated name

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on an island
with an even more complicated name.

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also like to pinch a nerve.

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I'm just saying, you could me
massage again.

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* Yannik groans. *

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00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,920
Alter!
So.

245
00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:14,800
And?

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00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,080
Also ...

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now it is
at least it's pretty good again.

248
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are back in balance.

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This is one of the seven chakras.
The home of your self.

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The source of your spirituality,
Creativity and creation.

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The residence of your desire.

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Where exactly
are these seven chakras?

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Well, they are all...

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Come on, Svenja, we wanted to...
Sven, we can learn something here.

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Sven and Svenja?
You have crazy names.

256
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:56,400
Uh ... and.

257
00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:59,240
And you?
I am the Kewani. Namaste.

258
00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,800
Kewani, Alles Klar.

259
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,080
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260
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:07,400
Friends! We have to go, okay?
The wedding ceremony begins at 4 p.m.

261
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,560
Yannik, now get out of your ass.

262
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,280
But I still need a moment
Sven.

263
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,480
Bro,
we wanted to be on the road for a long time.

264
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:18,040
Sven is right.
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265
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:22,640
What is it?
But I still need a moment.

266
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,800
Why?
I have a boner.

267
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:28,880
Oh.
Can't you do something else...

268
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,280
Uh, uh, Kewani?

269
00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,960
Come on, I'll show you the kitchen.

270
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:39,800
I wanted to make sandwiches anyway.
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271
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,520
Hm?

272
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:49,200
Listen, where is that coming from?
that soy hamster from there?

273
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,440
From the Internet.

274
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:55,320
There was a discount campaign
for first-time landlords - 75 euros extra.

275
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,960
Cutlery is here.

276
00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,480
And cups there.

277
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,400
Teller.

278
00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:06,360
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self-explanatory - on, off, on, off.

279
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,080
But please
don't drink it all at once.

280
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,600
(laughs) Cool, I like it.

281
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,920
Completely sustainable, your humor.

282
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:21,000
Sustainability is on my mind
really important on many levels.

283
00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,640
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284
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:37,440
Do you have one standing?
Oh.

285
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,120
* He laughs nervously. *

286
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:44,160
Yes, what's the problem?

287
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,440
Should I walk around like that or what?
Yes, Man.

288
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:49,560
Dude, I give Svenja
but not another through ball.

289
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,160
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290
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:02,200
* Tuffi laughs loudly. *

291
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,520
Steep assist.

292
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,880
Then go to the bathroom.

293
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:19,960
Oil the cannon.

294
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,280
Dude, Sven.

295
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,560
Do you have a fanny pack?
Then you put a hole in there.

296
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,200
Hm? No?

297
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:30,720
Or just get up.
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298
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,360
Nothing happens there.

299
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,120
*Doorbell*

300
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,240
Tuffi, will you open the door for a moment?
What do I get for it?

301
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:53,600
That's probably Jackie, the...
I'll give you 20 euros!

302
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,920
Go there
and give me your leg. Zack.

303
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,080
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304
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:06,640
You see ...
- Yes? Thanks!

305
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:11,320
I'm waiting downstairs all the time
and I asked myself...

306
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:14,720
...why I open the door, yes.

307
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:18,720
Yannik, he just...
So the one that's standing right now...

308
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:22,280
He's under stress,
he's under stress.

309
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,200
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310
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,000
Can I still come in?
- Yes, done.

311
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,520
Ah, yes.

312
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,840
Hey there, Yannik and Sven!
(shy) Hi.

313
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:41,440
They're weird sometimes too, right?

314
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,760
Oh, better keep those with you.

315
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,360
Why?
- There are shady characters here.

316
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:51,520
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that's really really great.

317
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,080
Thanks.

318
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,440
I'll go to the...
- Absolut.

319
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,880
Well then ...
- ... with blinds, blinds.

320
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:13,720
(whispered) Blindly, blindly.
Oh god, you're stupid. Oh man.

321
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,680
Don't worry, guys.
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322
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,320
What is she supposed to say?
Well, that you are there...

323
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,600
How does she know that?

324
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,360
Well, I have
maybe something mentioned non-verbally.

325
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,440
Nonverbally mentioned?

326
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:30,120
You should shut up.
I have it. It was non-verbal.

327
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,440
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What's said is said.

328
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,440
(desperately) Man!

329
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:38,200
And you really never eat cheese?
- No.

330
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,280
Otherwise he wouldn't be vegan.

331
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,120
No Gouda either?
- No.

332
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,360
What about brie?
- No.

333
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,800
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- No.

334
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,360
What about cheese spaetzle?
- No.

335
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,080
And what ...
Jackie, do you have it now?

336
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,640
Yes, just wait a minute.

337
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,160
And what about cheese fondue?

338
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,000
Sorry if we're grilling you.
No, everything is fine.

339
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:06,520
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Ovo-Lakto-Vegetarismus -

340
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,480
you can get confused.
I understand that.

341
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,800
I find that so inspiring.

342
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,280
You are welcome to follow me.

343
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:16,880
I sometimes post stories.
Then I share thoughts, recipes,

344
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,840
sometimes there are also discount codes.

345
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,360
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346
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:25,040
...Experience.

347
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:31,040
Do you have 23,000 followers?

348
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,200
I just lead a wild life.

349
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,760
How wild?

350
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:37,320
Very, very wild.

351
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,160
I like the party.

352
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:44,240
And stop! Svenja
wants to get married soon.

353
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,280
How long have you had an erection?
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354
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:55,320
* Conversations from both rooms *

355
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:04,280
Well, for example, I use
no more animal swear words.

356
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:09,000
Something like "You lazy pig",
“Stupid cow”, “stupid ox”.

357
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,680
I use
just vegan swear words.

358
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,960
Why don't you tell me
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359
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,120
Man, he is too
bathed too hot as a child.

360
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,760
Would be “stinky boots”
also a vegan swear word

361
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,520
or rather not, because of the leather?

362
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,400
Jackie ...
And what about “Hackfresse”?

363
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:29,360
I mean, there is
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364
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,000
I'm confused now.

365
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:34,320
So I use
only swear words like that

366
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:38,200
"You stupid Nuss",
“You sass” or “leek”.

367
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,200
That's a great thought, Svenja.

368
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,080
Yes, veganism begins
Also in the cabbage, no.

369
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:47,240
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There's still something missing.

370
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,120
You're stupid, Jackie.

371
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,880
I have to again
Check the lens very quickly.

372
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,440
A little tiger fight.

373
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,040
Man, did that have to be now?

374
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:06,040
I just wanted her
exemplify vegan insults.

375
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,000
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376
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,040
Jackie is a bit sensitive.

377
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,840
I have
just a boner, okay?

378
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,560
I have nothing against gays, yes?

379
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:19,160
I have a lot of gay friends.
You for example.

380
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,200
Dude, what do you want from me?

381
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,560
It's clear to all of us

382
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,080
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we can only avert climate change

383
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,800
if we stop
eating animal products.

384
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:31,400
And do more vegan bullying.
Can you give me that can?

385
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,480
The yellow one.

386
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,200
Shit, my dress!

387
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,000
There isn't a spot at all.
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388
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,640
This will never come out again.

389
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:47,400
Uh, silk.
But that's not particularly vegan.

390
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:50,000
Yes?
Well, you didn't even know

391
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,520
that for the production of silk
Silkworms are cooked?

392
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,920
Lively.

393
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,240
And,
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394
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,440
Rubber also made from gummy bears.

395
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,080
Caro is right.
Silk is anything but vegan.

396
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,040
Then the dress probably has to go.

397
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,960
Absolutely no way.
It ends somewhere.

398
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,320
*steps, then knocks*

399
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,240
* Knock, she clears her throat. *

400
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
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401
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,000
Tuff!

402
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,560
Jackie ...

403
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,080
And?

404
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,080
I have something for you.

405
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,280
Here.

406
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:50,200
Well, because you
but last time there...

407
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:55,000
Contact lens liquid.
- Especially for hard lenses.

408
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,160
Tuffi, that's so sweet of you.

409
00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:00,320
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what to say. Really.

410
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:05,120
Thanks! Something like that
no man has ever made it for me.

411
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,040
(impressed) Tuffi.

412
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,320
* Yannik groans. *

413
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,680
Still?

414
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,640
Are you doing “Hau den Lukas”?
Nope, “Hit the permanent boner”.

415
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,800
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416
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:24,960
Yannik.
Man, people.

417
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,480
Because of Courage.
Medium dick face, I say.

418
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:30,600
What's wrong with me?

419
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,680
You have Yannik's chakra
a little very excited.

420
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:37,320
What happens if?
the erection doesn't go away at all?

421
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,880
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422
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,920
Yannik's penis.

423
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,120
priapism,
A friend told me about this.

424
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,800
That's right, that really exists.

425
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,360
But I'm still here, people, right?
Also ...

426
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,200
Don't worry, it happens.

427
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,920
The Swadhisthana
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428
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,200
One can
stimulate the chakra too much,

429
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,840
so that it
a permanent erection occurs.

430
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,080
Respect for the part.

431
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:02,280
Where exactly is this Svadhisthana?
Svenja.

432
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,640
I'm just asking
in both our interests.

433
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,200
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434
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,720
Is this safe for you?
Okay.

435
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,760
So if it helps...

436
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,360
(Tüffi) Okay, oh.

437
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,680
* Kewani summt. *

438
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,280
Ah!

439
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,280
Ah.
So.

440
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:31,560
Now it should be yours
and your penis will soon feel better.

441
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:37,600
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442
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,040
(surprised) Yes. It will be fine.

443
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,480
Slacker?
Yes, slacker.

444
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,520
Alright, folks. The noodle is hanging again.

445
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:49,360
Now everyone is nice again
Take a pee and then off you go.

446
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,840
You are a great couple.

447
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,680
Jackie? I wanted to ask
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448
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,920
sometimes with me
to go have a coffee.

449
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:01,120
See you later, Tuffi.
Okay, okay.

450
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:10,240
You see, now you have
but made a big deal.

451
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:13,440
And all because of you
you wanted to take all the stuff with you,

452
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,080
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453
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,720
That's what I get out of it now, right?

454
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,920
I would be there too
I was happy with a pair of jogging pants.

455
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,400
I know.
I'll take your bike with me!

456
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,200
Cuddling time is over.
You missed the chance.

457
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,560
That has to be included too?
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458
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,200
Let me do it, you rag.

459
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,520
* Back cracks. *
Ah!

460
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,840
Shit! Mmm...

461
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,040
(Kewani) Sven?

462
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,960
I'm here, don't worry.
No, no, you stay away.

463
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,360
Wait a minute.
No, no.

464
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,160
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Stay away from me, you jumping jack.

465
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,960
*casual outro music*

466
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:59,040
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